Total Medals Earned: 39 (From 10 different games.) Total Medal Score: 615 Points
Medals Earned: 5/30 (30/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Welcome back!
Get a little head.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 3/9 (20/145 points)
hidehidehide
one piece of code
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
two pieces of code
four pieces of code
three pieces of code
five pieces of code
Hide in 5 different places (objects / furniture)
Win the game
Medals Earned: 1/5 (100/375 points)
Hunt and eat the deer
Relax at the sauna
Got rid of all the garden weeds
Burned all the buildings.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (150/150 points)
Fuck you Nerd
who is reading this shit of description
is just a dream, not big deal
you will need to restart [F5] if you lose...
Medals Earned: 3/7 (100/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (50/150 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/215 points)
Unlock Darnell from his entrapment.
Help Nene fix her leg.
Medals Earned: 2/7 (10/105 points)
First page found
He See You
Third page
Sixth page
8 pages collected
Medals Earned: 12/22 (120/280 points)
Destroy a rang.
Go quickly
Play as Picture of Shaq
Negative 20 rangs? Are you trying?
Defeat Mr. Eggs in hand to hand combat
You went too quickly
Get a negative number of rangs you loser
Go as unquickly as possible
Kill 2 enemies without touching the ground, as a non-flying character
Destroy 15 enemies with missiles. (unlocks Shadoo)
Kill 5 bees you racist
Play as any character for 5 minutes. (unlocks ???)
Collect 50 rangs as Knackles. (unlocks ???)
Collect 7 chaos emmastones as Shadoo. (unlocks ???)
Collect 7 chaos emmastones as Sonac. (unlocks ???)
Go as quickly as hodgemanly possible.
Negative 50 rangs. Are you okay
Negative 100 rangs like how bad can you even be at a thing
Collect 30 chaos emmastones as any character.
Gather 100 rangs in a row without missing any
Kill 3 enemies without touching the ground, as a non-flying character
Play as every character except ???
Medals Earned: 5/20 (30/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Get punched by a banana
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)